Does my bum look big in this....?

They say some people look like their dogs dont they? This is true i could name a few people except dont relish the idea of getting beat up. Still the picture of this thing is actually my ex mother in law. Delicate creature that she was used to eat all the pies and anything else for that matter. I did like her honestly but did tire of her trying to gnaw at my hands when i came to visit.
Shopping with her was a nightmare, the times she got wedged in doorways doesnt bear thinking about. Still she had her good points you could park the car in the shadow of her arse.