Then They Carted Her Off!

"She said she wanted to look young again Mr Police Officer, was tired of the mirror flinching when she looked into it. "No, I don't know why she smeared mud on her face it hasn't made any difference despite the £1.99 she paid."
"What should we do to stop her wailing like that?" The neighbours will be complaining. What's she saying.....I can't understand..Oh I get it, she's upset that's it.
"What do you mean you can't hear her?" "Just wait till she stops swearing ...yeah that's it....."
Muvver looks up at the Police Officer, "You don't get it do you? she snarls at him. "It didn't bloody work".